Avocado

“I like avocados...”

- Adam West on on avocados

Avocados - a fruit or a vegetable?

What an Avocado is

An avocado is a fruit that many consider tasty. Others think they are nasty and would never let one near their children. What exactly is an avocado? I just told you.

What an Avocado is Not

• A vegatable
• Me
• You
• This website
• Any websites
• A body part
• A toy

What You Do with Avocados

• Eat them
• Throw them at people
• Put them on sandwhiches
• Burn them
• Use it as a cheap centerpiece.
• Bury them...
• Dig them back up...
• Bury them...
• Dig them back up...
• Eat them
• Step on them
• Shoot them out of rocket launchers
• Smash them through your computer screen
• Turn them in as a homework assignment
• Talk to them when you are bored
• Draw faces on them, and play with them, because you have no life.
• Sniff them
• Sing "Avocado, avocado!" to the tune of Falco's "Rock Me Amudeus"
• Advocate them.