BENSON

BENSON IS BETTER THAN BENSON! GET OFF OF THIS CRAPPY BENSON AND VISIT BENSON AT BENSON!

I think what Mr BENSON is trying to say is that if you were to just take a look at his BENSON instead of just BENSONing over pictures of naked BENSONs all day long, he would be far happier. As a side note, for those of you who do just BENSON over pictures of naked BENSONs all day, i suggest you use some water based lubricant, some barbed wire and the help of a koala bear to make the whole event that much more enjoyable.

BENSON'S FOR BEDS IS BETTER THAN POO!

BENSON AND HEDGES IS BETTER THAN THE LOO!

BENSON WANTS TO SODOMIZE YOUR DOG!

BENSON IS CAPABLE OF PERFORMING AUTO FELLATIO ON HIS '87 BUICK!

BENSON WAS ONCE INVOLVED IN A SCHEME FOR WORLD DOMINANCE INVOLVING MANY THINGS, BUT DEFINITELY NOT OPRAH WINFREY, AND THE PLAN INVOLVED SHOOTING FLYING SQUIRRELS INTO TREES SO THAT THE CHEESE MONKEYS WOULD FALL OUT AND GIVE LOTS OF EUROIPODS TO THE POOR AND NEEDY. THESE NEWLY-SWAYED BENSON SUPPORTERS WOULD THEN RISE UP AGAINST THE FORMAL HIERARCHY AND THEN THERE WOULD BE UBER LEET PWNAGE.