Band-Aid
Ugh. Band-Aids. Sticky stuff. Creepy stuff.
Yeah, they stem blood flow. And they're useful for sticking things to things. And if you're falling in a parachute with a hole in it, then you could put the Band-Aid on the hole and you would survive. That would be cool.
But they're sticky. Really sticky. Like, even stickier then sticky tape. And that stuff has even got the word 'sticky' in its name.
If something is that sticky, it's just not right.
Band-Aids are creepy.
Let me explain..
Band-Aids could be ALIENS. That's right. Aliens. Aliens are sticky. Everyone knows that. Maybe Band-Aids are ALIENS IN DISGUISE!
Yeah, I know what you're saying. The Wikipedia article says...
| Band-Aid is a brand name for Johnson & Johnson's line of adhesive bandages and related products. |
But. Wikipedia can be edited by anyone! Maybe the page was changed while the Admins weren't looking! Or they were all BRAIN WASHED!
You see now?
It's just wrong.
That stickiness isn't right. At all. Band-Aids are evil, or my name isn't Bob. Actually, it isn't, but you may be a pedophile, and I don't want to give my name to a pedo.
So yeah.