Bath Whale!!!!

Are your kids tired of playing with rubber ducks in the bathtub?

Are you looking for the ultimate children's bath toy?

Then you should buy a BATH WHALE!!!!

The Bath Whale is a 50,000 ton adult Blue Whale. It measures 100 feet in length.

We will personally airlift it to your home and place it in your bathtub!!!!

Your kid will enjoy hours of entertainment as he or she pokes, prods, squeezes, and jumps on the aquatic mammal. It's all the fun of a rubber duck, except it's infinitely larger and it's ALIVE!!!! And it can DECOMPOSE!!!! IN YOUR HOME!!!!

BATH WHALE!!!!

The other day I wrote an article about Zebras in the home. Now I wrote an article about whales in the home. Now I wrote an article about whales in the Gnome. Now I didn't write an article about such architecture.

Now I didn't write an article an article or a checkerboard,
glass wallpaper,
kinda cute,
kinda for dishonest poker,
kinda jokes about dead people,
Kinda prefer two pouches. Kinda french fries.