Battleship
Hey.
Yeah?
Wanna play some Battleship?
Sure.
Just kidding. I don't even have Battleship... teehee...
Wow. That was mean.
I know but it was funneh.
Not really.
Fine. Do you want me to go to the store and pick up Battleship?
Who suggested that?
Ok, ok! Stop nagging!
I didn't--
Jesus Christ! I'll be back in ten.
Ten ?'s later.
Here's your stupid Battleship
But I didn't say I wante--
Just set the god damn thing up!
Ok.
Setting up... LOADING....DONE
Here.
Ok I'm putting my Battleship on B....eig--
No, no. You're not supposed to tell me!
What?
Here. I'll teach you how to--
God! I don't know how to play, stop making fun of me!
Umm...
Ok you go first.
A six.
Counter attack!
You can't-- ...Forget it
Ok. My turn... Hmmm... Hmph... Pues.... C four!
Miss.
What? I haven't detonated it yet.
C fo-- ooooohhh! That would be a funny joke if you weren't serious.
I am serious. I'm Foreazzle.
Alright... A ten.
WHAT! YOU SUNK MY FUCKIN' BATTLESHIP YOU ASSHOLE! YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE YOU KILLED?
It's not real...
I will slap you.
Just go.
Jeez... Sixty-nine.
That's not--
Nope. Sixty-nine. Gotta be sixty-nine
Ok...
Did I sink your... Dickship?! HAHAHAHAHAteehee...HAHAHA!!!
That was just stupid.
So what, now you're making fun of stupid people?
Ok, I can't play this game with you.
No please, we were having so much fun.
We were?
Kinda. I guess.
Fine... my turn... H nine.
White.
You mean miss?
Don't bring race into this.
C five.
Nosiree. Too close to my C Four.
Alright... C two.
Miss. D three
Hit.
What?
You hit me
Okay.
SLAP!
OW! No... nevermind.
Stop.
Stop what?
Being so foolish.
Foolish? How am I? And who even? With? Wha?
FINISH YOUR GOD DAMN SENTENCES, DAMMIT!
Back to the game.
Ok.
Whose turn is it?
Jeez stop asking me so many questions. Besides I believe it's my turn....Sixty-nine.
You already said that.
It's a free country, I'll say it as many times I want, right Barack?
Insert Barack Obama soundbyte.
See?
See what? All he said was "Insert Barack Obama soundbyte."
Stop getting distracted. Play the game!
This is really dragging on, I'm gonna go.
Credits
Tony Danza as: Bold Guy
Kevin Spacey as: Italic Guy
Danny Devito as: Barack Obama
Directed by : M. Night Shamaylan (or however it's spelled.)
Stunts:
Vin Diesel
Jakie Chan
Music:
"No no song." by Dick Starkey.
END.