Billy Mays
“Hi! Billy Mays here!”
Billy Mays was a man who liked to scream... a lot.
He got his start selling Oxy Clean. He needed no experience nor charisma, he just screamed and people bought. After a while, he became a household name and was largely imitated fruitlessly. The main problem was it is clinically impossible to imitate Billy Mays' beard. He was compared to grizzly bears and someone who screams a lot. He then started selling other things as well and became an advertising icon worldwide. Many modeled their presentations after Billy, but failed miserably because everyone knows Billy Mays is the only one who can scream loudly and get away with it. He eventually got his own T.V. show with some random British guy who I'm pretty sure sold Easy of Bam! (and the dirt is gone!). Sadly, Billy Mays died at the age of fifty just like his grizzly kind do, by a heart attack.
R.I.P Billy Mays; the greatest salesperson of all time.