Birds

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In general, a bird is a winged creature know to humans as 'a bird'. Birds vary in happiness, liveliness, loveliness and ability to fly. It is often said of birds that they are "Organisms with the freedom to fly, but the sense to land." The same can be said of people however it usually isn't because people aren't birds and we are confined to the ground and to our societies.

The ridiculous truth about birds is that they are birds but also purportedly the 54th most wanted 'thing' in Shang Xia.

The Philosophy of Birds

These (in somebody's opinion (mine)) beautiful creatures are extremely profound and concerned with meaning. On an average day, one bird was know to have finished his/her article poorly.