Bismuth

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it's BEAST!!

The Last Stable element and the first under-appreciated awesome element. This is so under-appreciated that gold is more appreciated. They try to make Bismuth amazing but these idiots use it for Pepto-Bismol so everyone thinks of it as diarrhea medicine. WRONG! If you have diarrhea, use thallium, not Bismuth.