The black plague is a horrible disease. Symptoms are as follows:

Uncontrollable coughing while running in gym class
The need to body slam somebody in your PJs
Unexplained splinters appearing in strange and unusual places
The sudden urge to play Morrowind non-stop till your hands fall off
The strange, but intense love of complete dorks and homicidal maniacs
A fear of bananas and coffee machines in the middle of the night
IMing your boyfriend/girlfriend at 12:00 at night and having a buzz fight with buzzes that meow.
Always having to say rawr
Drawing many different smiley faces when you could just type them. -_^ ,^^ ,:3
Feeling the need to eat, eat, eat during winter so you can hibernate.
Screaming out "I have the black plague! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-O-O-O-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-t
A sudden craving for jelly beans, hot cocoa and human flesh.
Having two X-mases and a crazy Grandmother
Makeing the speaker make creepy noises with your cell phone and or mind bullets
A need for speed
Disco dancing to metalica or when there's no music
Writing a bazillion symptoms about yourself thinking you have the black plague and that there are others out there like you that will read this and understand your feeling when, in fact, you are just a lonely computer geek with nothing better to do with your time.
Reading up to this point.

being around me
Having a bit too much sugar
Having a sugar hang over
Stealing stuff on video games and running away screaming "Ruu-hu-hu-hun awaaaaaa-aaaaaay!"
Not knowing what the thing is under the water and not caring to find out.
Being killed by snail things (kwama foreger) on a video game.
Wanting to find out what the thing under the water is
Deciding to go back to sleep instead
Getting bit,or eaten by a pineapple.

Take a 5 second shower in yer socks
Make a chicken-pot-pie and then burn yourself. Scream, "God damn it!" and then throw it at the wall.
Stop playing video games
Play more video games
Die while playing video games
Get 19 piercings on your face and 87 more lower than your waist and higher than your knees
Eat some Fritos
Get superpowers (eat lots of funions, then pez)
Get some Niquil and Red Bull
Play WOW for 6 hours straight and then go out and dress like a fag screaming "I am [yourwowname] queen of Booty Bay! Bow down to my sexyness!
Write a whole Illoicopedia article on what is wrong with you and title the Black Plague.
Go pet an alien kitty
Kill a goldfish
Huggle a fat guy who calls you his sister even though you is unrelated (by at least 2 generations)
Save your video game
Drink from a pink cup.
Clip a neon green streak into your hair

Black plague

See also