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Perhaps blowing up the dog blanket will cause a flux in robot space?

If it does, please phone me on "7", if I am not there, you will be required to stuff a coconut until the rhubarb arrives to remove your resistor from the flubat and recompensate for the chicken hat. Thank you for your time.

please listen to this soothing music while you wait...

flibbety doop dingy dongy blarp dink floop blipety ding hooah fling blip harkety pleep

Hello, how may I serve you, do you like salt on your teapot? Or just mushrooms? Both are exceedingly good at restarting your lemon, which crashed in the desert near hawaii quite recently on your journey to the cake machine to pick up some excessive.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD JUST REPAIR IT!!

Anyway, having a great time at the d,

awf veedersane

Yours sincerely

jayoskate