Booger

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Boogers are the elves of the nose! Or they were until their one human host developed a block nose and genocided them. Their horrified screams were matched only with their gruesome injuries that steadily worsened as the advancing wall of snot crushed all trying to escape. Their little limbs cracking as they cried out for the help that wouldn't come. None survived. It was a sad day for humanity.

Bogeys on the other hand....