Born Again

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“Eww... How did I just come out of my mum?”

- A Born Again Christian on on how he only happens to be christian

Not to be mistaken with Bjorn Again, a Swedish tribute to that amazing band Big Angry Viking Hordes With Hammers the Size of a Shark and Awesome Cake Eating Powers Who May Well Have Doubtable Intentions With Regards To Your Sister.

“Seriously, eww! Don't change the subject!”

- A Born Again Christian

“YOU MEAN UTADA HIKARU? Oh, wait...she was only dancing with a born-again Christian...er...HAY LOOK A BIRD.”

- TheOddity's friend on on a born-again Christian

*cough*, anyway...