Boron

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Boron is indeed quite, what ye say, boring. It lives its life in a hole and is an atomic piece of crap invented in 1776 by Charlie Brown. Brown (not to be confused with tutu designer Chris Brown) is notorious for doing it in a way that really is crappy. Anyway, point is, Boron is a stupid thing that no one in the general population has ever heard of and that's probably why you're looking it up. It sucks. And I have no idea what it is.

Composition of Boron

  • 3 protons
  • 23 nuclearcraptrons
  • 3 Eric Claptontrons
  • 1.3 Jimmy Neutrons
  • Banana pudding
  • Boring juice