Brain Reading

Brain Reading is a form of fortune telling similar to palm reading. But instead of predicting your future based on the lines on your hand, Brain Readers predict your future based on the pattern of your brain. Of course, this means looking at your brain, which means removing the top of your head. But that's what Brain Readers do. You sit down in their booth, they remove the top of your head, they examine your brain, and they tell you your future. Of course, everyone who visits a brain reader gets told the same thing:

"Death is very near in your future. Because I just freakin' sawed off the top of your head. That'll be fifty cents."

The brain contains the future, itchy!

There are things!