Brain

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Brain? Isn't that what Winnie the Pooh has?

...oh, wait.

THE brain

THE brain is inside your head and its doing things. Bad things not good things. Bad things I say.



This is my theory of how the brain was developed. God was on cocaine, and realized that he wants all the cocaine for himself so he created a brain that gets stupider and dumber and shittier place with the more cocaine you do, every time you do cocaine, your brain dies just a little bit, and eventually, you'll die and ===God=== will steal your cocaine and keep it for himself, or maybe deal it to some idiot who'll use it and die and he'll have the cocaine back AND the money, the point is, if you ever have the chance to take your brain out, do it. Throw it at your sister or something I really don't care.

THE's brain

...no comment.

What about Brian?

Brian is the stupid version of the Brain.

Brian in use

IIIIII ddoooooo nott CUPCAKE!!!! You are not Marrrrrkk Twian....

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