Breast Implants For Babies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Are you the father and/or mother of a baby girl?

If so, then you've probably realized that your infant daughter doesn't have any breasts. Not even LITTLE ones. No breasts whatsoever. Now, I know what you're thinking. You're overwhelmed with despair. After all, what's the point of being a female on this planet if you don't have breasts? A girl without breasts is WORTHLESS. It's almost as bad as being a boy with a small penis, or worse: a ZIT.

But NEVER FEAR!!!

Because NOW, through this exclusive internet offer, we can GIVE breasts to your infant daughter as soon as possible. That way, she will be accepted by society and by her male peers. Society has considered it acceptable for pre-pubescent girls to NOT have breasts for far too long. All that will change thanks to our company.

All you have to do is mail us your baby in a cardboard box, and we'll perform a breast implant surgery on it and mail it back to you as good as new. She'll be universally adored. Think of how flat-chested and hideous your daughter would look if she had no boobs on her first birthday.

So call us today at 1-800-444-BLOOD and we'll perform a breast implant surgery on your infant daughter TODAY. There's only a relatively minor chance of permanent psychological damage!!!

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