Britchesonator

I can walks through gates like that evil Terminator! An am gonna suck on yer exhaust pipe and save the planet from 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000003% more gas emissions. I'm a saving tha planette!

Reasons for sucking on exhaust pipe

Saumbody stuck a potato up ther, 'cept it was a potato waffle. So it crumbled up like creampie. Thus making it easier to chew. But I still got damn pieces of exhaust pipe stuck between my teeth.

Huragh! It burns!

Oh no. If it hurts this much going in.... then.... :O IT'S GONNA HURT CUMIN AWT!??? AWWW NOE!!

Quick! make me sick!

[Thinks of a donkey doing it with a swan]

That doesnae work! Urf!

You know this deserves to be features! GAEEYAAH!

Tomorrow morning's dump sure is gonna be fun.