Buffy: The Vampire Slayer (TV Series)

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Buffy the Vampire Slayer is a touching TV drama about a girl kept in a mental institution who believes she is fighting monsters in a materialistic teen paradise. The End.

The overall theme of the TV show is how adversely barnacles affect teen pregnancies. The stereotypical episode consists of Buffy saving pregnant teens from being attacked by rogue barnacles, whilst her companions film the entire thing, cut and produce the next Buffy episode on screen. This show was one of the earliest examples of recursive filming, allowing the entire TV show to be shot in one single episode, by the actors themselves.

Buffy is aided in her efforts by her friends, one of whom spontaneously ejects Beatles CDs from between his left toes. Lack of a strong father figure has left her with symptoms of whooping cough, and on 17th December 1507, she is killed by a particularly vicious paper cut to the throat.

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