Butter

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Spreadable non-conformist rock butter. It's nice!

Butter was first spread by the neo combustionist cavemen in the days of old Lore. Butter has some nice qualities if I do say so myself, which I most certainly do, if I do say so myself, which I most certainly do puff puff puff puff.

Spreadable heading

I like spreading my headings, it helps you when you have a slippery head and you need to do something quite important, like kill Osama the bin. I honestly cant believe it's not butter, y'know?

I cant belive itsa nort burtter

No its a whale, you fat retard.

Oh wait, no its the moon, its collapsing into a hurl of white hockey. Dunoplosionizzle. PISSS!

Butter in popular cultcha'

SEE?

I'm fagged out now, see y'all.

BALLIN'!