COncUu1l

Rachel bought a crystal ball for only $45.99

AND she took it home where she gazed into it

AND she noticed something odd. She saw herself in the crystal ball

Pounding on the sides of it.

Desperate to get out.

"You stuck in there?" She asked herself, pressing her nose against the glass.

The little figure inside nodded.

"THIS DOESN'T WORK" she screamed, "I'm supposed to see the future, not some stupid miniature version of myself." She watched her mini self, stuck in the ball, pounding against the sides for another second. Then she dropped the ball in the trash.

She decided to buy another crystal ball. The first one was faulty. She could buy another one that actually works.

She went to the store and bought another one. Then she went outside and bumped into something.

Glass.

Round glass.

She was stuck in a ball of glass.

Suddenly, something horrible occurred to her.

She HAD seen the future.

She was stuck in it now.

Then, she saw a giant version of herself, pressing its enormous face against the glass.

"You stuck in there?" a giant voice boomed. She nodded desperately, hoping the big version of herself would free her.

But dismay hit her. "THIS DOESN'T WORK" she heard her giant self scream, "I'm supposed to see the future, not some stupid miniature version of myself."

She felt herself plummetting into a garbage can.

Doomed by her own past. And/or future.

"Stuck in a crystal ball." she said. "In the future in the past in a garbage can."

She realized that she had another crystal ball. She looked inside, and saw a fire.

"Stupid thing!" she screamed. She smashed it.

And burst into flames.

And lived happily ever after.