Cake

“Piece of cake”
- Some User on on writing this article

“Actually it's more like several pieces of cake, or a description thereof”
- Scientist

“STFU!”
- Fundamentalist on in the Deep South

A typical cake.

“Cake, and Grief counselling, will be available at the completion of the test”
- GLaDOS on on cake

“You want a piece of me!? DO YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME????”
- Suicidal Gateau on , saddened by it's non-classification as a cake

A cake is a type of food. It is.

Understand?

Now go and kill yourself with a remote.

See maybe