Call Centre Quotient

'You are being rediredcted to one of our operators, please hold...."

“...cuz I'm easy like sunday morni-..”

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OPERATOR:

"You have reached the yoghurt pot helpline. Press 1 for pot related injuries. Press 2 for a brief history of the yoghurt pot. Press 3 if you have any inquieries surroundign the nature of your yoghurt pot. For anything else, press 4. All calls are recorded and gravity may be reversed at any time for staff training purposes."

CUSTOMER:

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