Can I see your junk?

"Can I see your junk?" is a popular way of asking a shopkeeper if you may look at their junk. If they say yes, they still might not want you touching their junk; some shopkeepers are more libertarian, and their junk is for the people; these are the kind you want. If on a ship, be careful not to sink the junk.

Touch Dick

"Dick touching" -George W. Bush

"Touching Dicks 123" -Barack Obama

"Dick Touching 101" -Prof. Carl Sagan

"Touch it gently, sir. I do not wish to ejaculate." -Me