Canticum Sacrum

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For some reason, writing the number 20 is not allowed.

Siblings are sequels in human form.

HE WORKED FOR NOTHING..

HE THOUGHT A TRUE POETS ONLY COMPENSATION WAS PAPERCUTS..

HIS SISTER WAS A SEQUEL TO HIM

SIBLINGS ARE SEQUELS

DIADNOSE

Two people walk into a room in a row. Both are arrested, because nobody recognized them. Stay in your room.

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The original, you mean? I'm no math, I'm not even fully writing, but I don't. Not that that means anything, at all.

IF YOUR HOMELESS THE WORLD IS YOUR HOME

in. um. add. DIE!

And to think he could have been kicked out at a moment's notice. A bar stool is a pedastal.

THE CLOSING LINE

"ok, dear ppl..I hav to say good bye 4 anybody in this mad house.. wish u goodd time"

--This can be attributed to Mrs. Percy, who had a phone that was off.

CAN YOU TELL THE DIFFERENC E BETWEEN TWO PEOPLE IF NEITHER OF THEM SHAVE?>

Scotish Accetns and...an ancient form of clothing, for fat people.

If your phone is off...

Throw a paper airplane into the air. Wait until someone else throws one back. If nobody does, you didn't fold it properly. Try tape.

TAPE

Can be used to make an alcoholic beverage, anything really

it's the all purpose paper with gloop on it.

Heavily rely, and rely heavily, on helium.

Running a mile is easy with helium in your shoes.

Just make sure you point yourself in the right direction.

A circle has several radians, which are the moral equivalent of raisins.


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I hope the seran wrap has control, because I seem to no longer Finland. Finland is a country, but if you flip it upside down, it isn't.

If everyone was welcomed this way...it would be bad. I sense a cantankerous leaving message coming.

But before doing so: particullary.

A canary or a call for sacrifice?

Will anyone ever really know?

Will anyone ever really know what a pillar of salt is supposed to be?

It could be a pillow. Or a pillar of warts.

If only Remote had waited a little longer.