Car Crash World

Car Crash World is a theme park in Miami, Florida in which families pay to be in "fun, exhilarating, thrilling" car crashes.

Families from all over the country travel to Car Crash World during the summer. The theme park is basically a massive parking lot full of cars. The families, after paying the substantial entrance fee, pick a car and sit inside. Then, a professional driver climbs in to the car and crashes it at a very high speed--either in to another car or a wall or any other hard surface. The family then crawls out of the wreckage, usually with brutal injuries.

"That was AWESOME!" screamed one nine-year-old, as he helped pull his unconscious father out of the remains of a truck, "Let's try again, but I want to go faster! Maybe some of my ribs will break this time! That would be such a RUSH!"

The makers of the park will soon create PLANE CRASH WORLD, a similar thrill ride park in which people pay to be involved in a violent, bone-shattering, but very fun plane crash.