Cardboard cake

“Aaaah, well son, after last week's confusion over the upside down cake we can be safe in the knowledge as to which way this up cake needs to go. God bless you "this way up" sign.”

- Reggie W on from Staffordshire

“And as you can see, he's almost completely insane.”

- Reggie's Psychologist on teaching an intern group as they watch him grope around in his heavily padded cell, talking to his imaginary son about cardboard cake.

Cardboard Cake is the product of turkish bean mongers. They sell beans for a dollar each. Plant them and they grow into beanstalks. Climb the beanstalks and you find a giants house who grinds your bones into pepper. Pepper makes the giant sneeze. He doesnt have any paper so he uses a cardboard box to wipe his nose. He throws the cardboard box away, forgetting there was a cake in it. Someone finds the box with a cake in it. They separate the cake from the box. They collide the cake and cardboard together using the burgertron. WALA! CARDBOARD CAKE!