Carlos the Flying Dog

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The Script
Carlos: Hi, I'm a dog!
Mark: I hate dogs. And I want to kill this dog because I also hate Mexican Names.
Carlos: NO.
Mark takes out a gun.
It goes BANG BANG.
Mark KILLS CARLOS.
Mark: He's Dead. HAH!
Carlos: I can fly now because I'm dead! I'm FREEE!!!
Mark: Time to kill other dogs.
Mark KILLS OTHER DOGS.
Carlos: NOOOOOEEESSSSSSSSSS
Carlos flies around with the other dead dogs.
Mark: Now to kill Mexicans!
Mark KILLS MEXICANS.
Carlos and Mexicans: NOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEESSSSSSS
Mark: I killed Dogs and Mexicans, now I am happy.
Carlos: Fly and Make him kill himself.
Mark KILLS HIMSELF
Mark: NOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS
Carlos: YAAYAAAYAAYAYAYAYAYAAAAAAYAAAAY!
Celebration.

End.