Cheese Conversations

CHEESE CONVERSATIONS are conversations about cheese. And only about cheese. No other topic is acceptable. You can have a cheese conversation at any of the 6.78 cheese conversation centers located in your metropolitan area.

Superman

Superman is the name of a firetruck.

Superman

Superman is the name of a fry cook.

Superman

Superman is the name of a rubber band.

Superman

Superman is the name of an injury.

Superman

Superman is Superman.

Pavement

Pavement is hot and steamy.

Pavement

Pavement is hard.

J-HJ

It has rained quite a bit lately.

I'm going to throw DVDs at a wall.

Superman won't save them because he only saves living creatures.

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