Cheesecake of Doom

Cheesecake of doom is dairy derived cake that will explode when you eat it (srsly). Rather than the more subtle approach of poisoning the eater, giving them a fatal heart attack or turning into a man eating cake, it simply explodes. BOOM! The only downside from this fantistic display of evolutionary genius is the tendency for it scatter blood and brains everywhere like sort sort of confetti and streamers. PARTY.