Chickenhorse

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The Chickenhorse is a create of enormous, and not usually proportionally correct, size that likes to graze on the hair of homo sapis. It should be made clear to the seekers of the creature that they did not taste like bologna. If you see a Chickenhorse you will know it so it will not be described since its physical appearance can only be put into words through profanity of highest order of frizzleness.