Childhood

In a backyard, two small people face each other. One is slightly taller than the other, both are covered in mud and have earthworms in their hair, and both are drooling slightly.

"Hey Timmy, I've got a fantastic idea! Let's play a game!"

"Okay, what's the game?"

"It's like dodgeball, except this time you don't dodge the ball. You stand still, and I'll bounce balls off your skull over and over again."

"COOL! Do I get a turn bouncing balls of YOUR skull?"

ABSOLUTELY NOT.

"Can I?"

ABSOLUTELY NOT.

"Can I?"

ABSOLUTELY NOT.

"Balls?"

ABSOLUTELY NOT.

"Cant?"

ABSOLUTELY NOT.

"The point of the game is to see how many times I can bounce the ball off your head before you are decapitated."

ABSOLUTELY NOT.

BALLS PLANTYS IN BALL...

SHOOTING HOOPS.

OPEN YOUR MOUTH.