Choko Chipper

The Choko Chipper is a weapon used by gingers. It is basically a slingshot for chocolate chips. It does almost no damage whatsoever.

History

“You idiots! Why invent an edible weapon?!”

- Rudolph Hitler

“Yummy!”

- You

Choko Chippers were invented by a deluded ginger scientist. He was tired of weapons that hurt. His leader Rudolph loved them. They sucked as weapons but tasted really good.

Variations

• Choko chipper
• Choko chipper 2.0.
• Choko slingshot
• Choko rifle
• Choko machine gun

See also

• Gingervitis
• Fingervitis
• Cookie land
• Rudolph
• Mmmmmmmmmmm tasty!