Christmas at the Mall

Many years ago, around this time, some guy was born.

He had a beard.

He told people to be nice to each other. They killed him. With a duck.

Knitted is a hard word to say. Angels dance on needles, so if you get stitches, you have angels swimming in your blood.

Christmas at the mall. 'Tis the season to sit on some guy's lap!

Christmas at the hospital. Getting dizzy?

Christmas at home, wherever that is.

There was a pretzel.

There was this guy who had a beard.

A Christmas tree is a living beard.

A Christmas tree tells you to be nice to each other. You are for a few days, then you get rid of the tree.

A Christmas tree leaves its own whiskers on your floor after you get rid of it.

Then you clean up the whiskers with a vacuum cleaner.

Then you watch TV.