Cocaine

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“Smells like cocaine, tastes like it too. But it's a BREAKFAST CEREAL!”

- Coke the Wolf, Cocaine Crisp Mascot

I *SNIFF* love *SNIFF* cocaine!!!! *SNIFF*

Cocaine is something you put up your nose. It is a white color and yeah... Ah... Me likey my coke.


From a dictionary:

Cocaine
noun-
Da stuffz; da crap
In a sentence: Man what you doin' try'ne to steal my cocaine dawg?

DID YOU KNOW????

Cocaine is good for your health?

“O RLY NOW?”

- on TReich

“YA RLY”

Now'z that what you call trash MrMetalFLower?