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A Contact lense is a type of mammal that is commonly mistaken for a Herjunksby. It is also the only amphibious animal that lives completely on land. Highly related to English kittens, it was discovered by Sir Ronald Hibblesby when he was abseiling up a large banana. This is also possibly why they are purple. Contact lenses also make people see better, like Gouging out Eyeballs.
I would also like to mention that I am currently armed. With arms. And a few legs.
And ice creams - maybe.
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Or not.
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But getting back to contact lenses, I'd also like to mention sugar.
For no reason.
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I really like to mention things, don't I?
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Meh.