Cranberry Man
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“OH YEAAH!”
“Did I hear the distinct sound of a villain in need of distracting by delicious cranberry juice and some Tender-Loving-Care? It's my time to shine!”
“Quick Muffin Boy to the Cranberry Cave! - you mean your mother's basement? - ...yes”
“So what do you do when you see someone in need of rescue? Do you drop everything, don the costume of Cranberry Man, and save the day? - No, I just call the police. - But I thoug- - Dude you watch way too much TV.”
- This is a direct insult to your pride.
- IF you do not find it sufficiently insulting, call toll free.
CRANBERRY MAN had a sausage link
CRANBERRY MAN drank it with pen ink
Hat man! Hat man! Popcorn mayonaise, baseball bat!
CRANBERRY MAN shoved his foot in his nose
CRANBERRY MAN had lobotomy rose
- THIS IS A DIRECT INSULT TO YOUR PRIDE
- IF YOU DO NOT FIND IT
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- INSuLTING, CALL TOLL FREE