Croissant
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Recent History of the Croissant
(Some Sources Sited, Others Need Doing)
WOAH BOY! I HAVEN'T HAD A CROISSANT IN AGES I NEED TO GO GET A CROISSANT LIKE NOW!
Biological Structure
(Metaphysical and Tertiary)
THIS CROISSANT LOOKS TOO GOOD IM GONNA BITE RIGHT INTO THE CRUNCHY/CHEWY QUANTUM ENTANGLEMENT OF AWESOME!
Mating habits
(Selective Breeding Programs and in the Wild)
WHOA THIS CROISSANT TASTES BETTER THAN SEX IM NOT KIDDING SEX IS KINDA BLAND COMPARED TO THIS CROISSANT!
BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!
(Saaaaaaaaaaay What?)
Not on my croissant you don't
- As you may have realised, I'm speaking ironicly and wish croisants nothing but good feelings. Croissants, don't ever change.