Daylight saving time

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That pesky Daylight. Always getting in trouble.

It is the job of the superheroes of the world (and Jupiter, on Wednesdays and Eebledays) to constantly rescue Daylight from increasingly precarious situations, leading to an event commonly known as Daylight saving time.

Jeez, you would have thought they would have just fried him with their laser vision by now. He must be a rather likeable but gullible person.

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