Digging a hole (literally)
- Looking for the original? Try Digging A Hole (though I assure you this is just as good)
I acknowledge the suck in this article. Also, suck it Dunc.
Chapter Won: Smacking shovels, also, bloody things. No crossouts
Ol' Bobby was sleeping, as usual. It was around ten in the morning, five hours before he normally wakes up. However, his dad was getting sick of that, and came into his room armed with a shovel.
"Wake up, fatass. Today's the day you dig that hole in the yard we were talking about" remarked his dad, smacking Bobby over the head with the shovel.
Bobby's head felled off, and blood spewed everywhere.
"Oh, crap" said his dad. "Honey, Bobby's feeling below the weather today, don't come in and bother him, and don't call the cops. He just looks like he's been murdered, but it's really a rare medical condition" He walked out.
Chapter two: the actual hole digging
Because he had decapitated his son, the dad illegally hired a Mexican to do the work in place of the rotting corpse for very cheap.
"Sí, señor, five dollars is mucho!" said the immigrant, while working. He was supposed to dig a 10x10x3 metre hole in the ground, which he did in a few nanoseconds.
However, before the dad could pay him, he was deported back over the boarder.
"I guess I don't have to pay him juan penny! Heheheh!" said the dad
"Was that some sort of pun?" asked his son's head, bleeding on ground but rolling around and apparently still functioning.
"No, it wasn't."
"Oh, OK. Let's get this over with then."
End