Disneyland
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Disneyland is located somewhere north of Florida swampland. It is almost always deserted hence the name "dis neigh land" i.e. land of the neigh, nothing, nada (not to be confused with go-nada or godwanaland).
The actual inhabitants totals ten, Mickey, Minnie, Goofy, Sleepy, Michaelangelo, Shredder, Pikachu, Yu-Gui-Oh, Aurora and "The Beast". They are known as the Disten, ie "dis ten" the reader should hopefully now be coming aware of the use of the word "dis" in "dis-ney" and has 1675 meanings depending on the intonation used.
You can get free admission tickets on the back of Cheerios cereal boxes. The food in the concession stands is to die for and you get free refills for the rest of the day after just one coke. Unfortunately, this requires you actually eat the cheerios.