Do not click here
What? You clicked? I can't believe you clicked.
Can't you read? The big bold text you just clicked on for no reason said "Do not click here". So why did you click? Are you retarded?
Curiousity killed the cat again, eh?
Seriously, though. What if you were walking down the street and you saw a big red button laying on the sidewalk which was clearly labeled "DO NOT PRESS"? You would obviously be curious, press the button, and the whole world would get destroyed in a huge nuclear explosion.
This is your last warning... if you click the link below which clearly states "Don't click here!", you will officially become a retard and be teased and mocked by all modern civilization.
PS: I think you might be wondering what happened when you clicked that "Do not click here" link earlier. Well, you summoned the evil werewolves from the dark, forbidden areas of Illogicopedia.
PSS: The werewolves are coming to eat you.