Doctor! Doctor!

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A man, breathing heavily, runs into a building.

"Doctor! Doctor!"

He trips over a television, which is actually a dog. The doctor comes in.

"What is wrong?"

"I think I'm a chicken!" says the man.

So the doctor grabs some toothpaste, smears it all over his television, and screams as loud as he can. Then he falls dead.

"Now I think I'm a coffee table!" says the man.

He sprouts rocket boosters and flies straight through the roof.

The television (which is actually a dog), jumps on its head and does the chicken dance.

Then everything explodes.

Even the television.

Which is actually a dog.

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How weird is that?