Drunk
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- This article rhymes with the word fnunk, and does not refer in any way to inebriation.
"Drunk" is a famous musical made by that woman from the sound of music after taking one too many hallucinogenics, declaring herself a country and beating her husband with a canoe paddle.
The most famous song was the title song, "drunk".
- Drunk
- I drunk an octopus
- He was round
- It made me SQUEAL!
- It didn't smell of wee
- In fact it pleasèd me!
- So as conclusion I am drunk
- Doo doo doo doo
- Daba daba doo ba dee
- I shall now whistle inaudibly
- (blows on a dog whistle)
- Lalala
- Weewee wee
- I am not
- An alcopop,
- Although I am
- An alcoholic!
- A baboon stinks
- But not my octopus
- So as conclusion I am drunk
- So if you're ever feeling sad
- You'll like to know that evil's feeling glad
- And furbys selling millions by the day
- And children die in millions of ways
- I sexed a lynx
- But not my octopus
- So as conclusion.... woaaahhhhhhh....
- Fnunk!
- Buur!
- Die die die die die fuckers die!! Ahahahaha!!!!!
- DAAAA..A>A..A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.!.!
- Oh is that a shop till?
- Oh wait it's a policeman
- Would you like to have sex with me officer?
- (gunshot noises)
- Ok, why did you shoot me?
- Oh.