Duck tape

The Duck Tape is a highly guarded military training video. In it, army dudes are seen sneaking up on poor ducks and shooting the snot out them with an AK47. It is reportedly still being used, so watch out if you're in the army. Watch out, that is, for the bit where the ducks fight back and kill a soldier!

Facts

• In actual fact, more people were killed during the making of the Duck Tape than by errant meteorite in the year 1997.
• As a matter of fact, a large portion died as a direct result of relying on the Duck Tape to hold things together, thinking it an adhesive – they were taken by utmost surprise as the Duck Tape began to quack and promptly ate them.
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