Ear pirates platt your hair for free money

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COME ON OWN UP!!! WE ARE ON THE MOON AND YOU STILL HAVENT!!! JUST SWITCH IT ON AND OFF YOU FUCKING ASTRONAUT!!! STFU YOU FIRE I'LL KILL YOU. YOU WOODEN SACK OF RASTA. DEAD SPASTICK. LAND UP STRAIGHT TOWARDS THE SUN111111

YOU SELFISH GLOBE

YOU DISGUST ME AND MY BACON. LIE ON THIS EAR AND ILL OPULATE YOUR HAIR. ITS GOT A NOSE ON IT SO MARCH INTO IT WITH UR FIST. JUPITER SATURN URANUS ITS CRAMMED FULL OF SHIT. MACK EM ONE FOR ROBBO STREET. SMASH EM ONE FOR ET. GET THE PATATO AND LOP IT. THIS ISNT THE TATE ITS A BLOODY PORNO SCOUT. TALCUM POWDER GIVES YOU IT. SO GIVE IT IT.