Eek

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Eek is the sound a girl makes when a spider mysteriously appears on her head.

Usage

See above.

When to use it?

If Freddy Krueger pops out of your kitchen sink, if he claws you, if he is in your imagination, if ugly people scare you, if you get put in a mental home, if you can't get the new australian mcdonald's bacon song out of your head.

Freddy Krueger is ugly!

Yep. Very ugly.

Why didn't he get a skin graft after being burnt?

Who knows. Maybe he was lazy.

What does he have to do with eek?

He's weird and freaky and if he is in your house then that's not good.

Who the hell is he?

You don't want to know. Let's just say he's evil, very evil...

EEEKKK!!! HE'S IN ME HOUSE!!!!

Have a good time in heaven!

Can you shut up now?

Yes. End Article.


See also