Egg

“I sure hopes someone cracks some jokes in this article, as opposed to leaving my brain scrambled like these articles always do...”

- McPimpus The Shiny on on his political manifesto

“Egg: Beating cheese with a mop since 1993. Hooyeah!”

- McDumbass the Insane on on his political manifesto

The egg is a curious phenomenon. For example, it is both edible and mandible at the same time. Furthermore, it will easily crack upon interrogation: try it yourself.

1. Take one egg and place it under UV light.
2. Proceed to shout and scream at the egg for an hour.
3. Watch as a mutant chicken beast with seven wings and red eyes hatches.

Erm, I should have warned you it wouldn't be pretty.

See also

• Eggman
• Eggert Magnússon
• Spontaneously Combustible Eggs