Eh? Society

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The secret mascot of the Eh? Society is the aquatic banana.

The Eh? Society is a cabal of Illogicopedia users who hover invisibly in the background, pulling the strings that make things happen. A secretive group on non-Freemasons founded 1812 by Benjamin Franklin, Pierre Trudeau, Al Jolson, Minnie Pearl, Aldous Huxley and ghosts who cannot lie, it quietly wrested power from all of the governments of the world at the time, and pursued a double-entendre agenda which even the members knew nothing about.

Frequently confused with nihilists or perfumers, members meet at random to decide on matters of Illogicopedia policy and death sentences. A separate sub-Cabal spin-off at Uncle Pete's was charged with psychic napalm experiments in the Philippines, during monsoon season.

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