Elf

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This article is quoted from a chatroom somewhere.

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<Testicles> me I am singing! I'm in a store, and I'm SINNGIING!!!
<Store-guy> hey! ther's no singing in the north pole!
<Testicles> Oh yes there is
<Store-guy> no there ain't
<Testicles> Yes there is, especially when we're making toys

That's what elves do, see. They sing. A lot. It's really, really annoying.