Euroipodism

Euroipodism is the worship of Euroipods. The followers of Euroipodism are called Euroipodists. Common practices include: Worshipping the Golden Euroipod, eating pie, and fighting pirates.

Rival religions

The major world religions are their main competition, although fights between Jehovah's Witnesses, Communists, and the KKK have broke out. Bruce Willis and presidential candidate Dennis Kucinich are Euroipodists.